The Weirdest Quote Ever

The clear winner is Moby, with this little (disturbing) nugget:

"The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, and the more I love her ... I would marry her in a heartbeat." --Moby

The NYC DJ spilled his guts to the Sun about his feelings for once fellow chrome dome Britney Spears. (H/T - AOL)

Of course, after seeing said Moby, I can understand his chubby chasing attitude. No way this guy ever gets a hot broad in his apartment. No frakkin' way.

Yep, he's paying for sex.