Weekend Caption Contest

Stop Snitchin' Caption Contest (Source: Reuters) Submit your original caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, May 5th. Good luck! Original Caption: An LAPD officer assists a young boy during a May Day immigration and labor march and rally in downtown Los Angeles, May 1, 2008. Other Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity bRight & Early Cowboy Blob Gone Rick Motel Right Pundits Rodney Dill RT WILLisms Photoshop Entries: - B.C. - bRight & Early Top Ten Entries: 10. Shorty - "Yo holmes, you didn't see nothing." Officer - "Thanks for the cabbage, Paco. NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS, MOVE ALONG!" JimmyB 9. "You a cop? You look like a cop." - RFTR 8. So the guy who took your candy was wearing a cowboy hat and red long johns??? - Dennis 7. "So kid, you say your mom is single and works at a donut shop?" - BobG 6. Juan does the age-old trick: Look cute, distract the caring officer, and ten of his relatives can sneak by and get into California's socialist system. - RT 5. bRight & Early's Photoshop. 4. My papa says you are a pendejo. - Vance 3. Brittany Spears is my mother, help me. - The Man 2. You have Court Vision, don't you, little Adriano? Tell me who the Pyro is. - Mope (Bonus points for the Derby reference.) WINNER! - "Don' taze me, hermano!" - Darth Bacon