Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Oh My Goddess!

The Japanese "Boob Goddess" has created a tool to help women firm and enlarge their breasts.

Takiko Shindo's latest advancement in the bustling field of bust enhancement is something called the "Oppai Taisou Hand," that is basically a pink rake for stroking and brushing one's breasts.

The so-called "science," according to Shindo, is that ligaments holding up breasts need to move. Otherwise fats in the same area settle down around the chest muscles, and causes breasts to sag.

Why would women need a pink rake to stroke and brush their breasts when they have us? We're guys; we know a thing or two about stroking breasts!


  1. Mmm, Boob Goddess ... I might could be tempted to convert to a religion with a Boob Goddess.


  2. I assumed Kate Upton was the Boob Goddess, hence the photo.

  3. I have been known to stroke a boob or two