Longtime commenter and good personal friend Smite is expecting his first child today. I am pretty sure I will be buying him this for the little angel.
This is the Jaws themed baby bed built by sculptor Joseph Reginella for his friends who were expecting a baby. You're gonna need a bigger boat. Pretty awesome.
Sure, any child raised in this will turn out a tad, um, askew, but it would be totally worth it!