Wednesday, January 07, 2015

Somebody Notify Jared!

A Pennsylvania man robbed a Subway restaurant of cash and other delicious items.

State police said a man held up a sandwich shop in Lycoming County at gunpoint and took off with a couple hundred dollars. It happened around 6:30 p.m. Monday at the Subway on Elimsport Road in Clinton Township.

Police said a man walked in, ordered a sandwich, and when it was time to pay he pulled out a fake gun and demanded money.

He took off with $300 and the sandwich. (H/T - Smite)

I blame this entirely on the chain's Pastre-ME! commercial. When you glorify stealing food, you get what you deserve. Personally, I am more a fan of the Spicy Italian.


  1. What no chips? No soda? What is this guy, some kind of barbarian. You know, in addition to the whole robbery thing.

  2. John D - The Cool Ranch Doritos are right there! Just take them!