State police said a man held up a sandwich shop in Lycoming County at gunpoint and took off with a couple hundred dollars. It happened around 6:30 p.m. Monday at the Subway on Elimsport Road in Clinton Township.
Police said a man walked in, ordered a sandwich, and when it was time to pay he pulled out a fake gun and demanded money.
He took off with $300 and the sandwich. (H/T - Smite)
I blame this entirely on the chain's Pastre-ME! commercial. When you glorify stealing food, you get what you deserve. Personally, I am more a fan of the Spicy Italian.