Dear zombiephiles, I realize your entire world revolves around the undead, but zombies are about as legitimate as Hillary Clinton's southern accent.
Police were searching Monday for a man who opened fire at a Florida weekend event celebrating zombie pop culture, killing one person, injuring six others and sending thousands of attendees scrambling for cover.
The suspect was described by police as a "white or possibly Hispanic" male in his late teens or early twenties, dressed in a black T-shirt and a flat-billed black and red baseball cap. The suspect was seen firing a black semi-automatic handgun before fleeing the scene.
Revelers were out late Saturday evening for the annual Zombicon community fundraising event when gun shots rang out as costumed festivity goers ran through the streets of downtown Fort Myers, creating confusion over who was hurt due to zombie props, fake blood and wounds.
Why is it always Florida? I'm torn as to this piece of garbage's motives. On the one hand, it is extremely likely he is your average American psychopath. On the other hand, he may be dumb enough to believe the zombies were real. Either way, I hope the authorities aim for his head. It's the only way to be sure he won't reanimate.