Meet Lauren Riley of Florida. The story claims Lauren is 41, but I assume she is easily 52... and stupid.
If you would prefer the police not find your bag of drugs, perhaps consider placing the illegal narcotics into something other than a container marked “Bag of Drugs.”
Cops report that Lauren Riley was a passenger in a car pulled over Saturday morning after the driver was spotted without a seatbelt. During the traffic stop, officers noticed Riley, 41, moving items around on the vehicle’s floorboard.
Yeah, there is no way this "woman" is forty-one years old.
When police peered into the auto, they allegedly spotted drug paraphernalia, which prompted a probable cause examination of the vehicle and its contents. The resulting search, cops report, turned up a bag inside Riley’s purse labeled “Bag of Drugs."
The discovery of the “Bag of Drugs” resulted in Riley’s arrest on a variety of felony charges (and a misdemeanor paraphernalia count).
Oh well, maybe next time, she'll purchase a bad of "Obviously Not Drugs."
Well, obviously this was a 4d chess move. One of those "They won't look in a bag labeled "bag of drugs" because obviously no one would hide drugs in such a bag! So I'll put my drugs there ... since they won't look!" situations.
ReplyDeleteIt never surprises me when someone does something this stupid.
DeleteI love Floriduh! The people there have some of the best imaginations when it comes to committing really bizarre crimes. After every arrest an IQ test should be required, with the results entered into the public record.
ReplyDeleteBeen to Disney World a few times and once with friends to see the Phillies after we graduated from college. Florida is nice, but yes, there a lot of weird people there.
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