If Nothing Else, She'll Need More Batteries

Meet Chelsea White of Florida. Chelsea really likes her, um, toys... so much so that she has beaten someone with one... twice!

For the second time in two years, a Florida Woman has been arrested for a dildo-related domestic battery. Chelsea White, 35, and her boyfriend were in the kitchen about to eat when the man discovered that his missing “glass dildo” was inside White’s backpack in the couple’s Fort Pierce residence.

The “mother of his child stole something from him and it got physical,” according to an arrest affidavit.

During an 11 PM tussle, White and the 35-year-old victim exchanged assorted blows. After the pair briefly separated, the man told cops, White began hitting him again “after he went to grab the backpack.” White “was standing in the kitchen and threw the glass dildo” at her beau. The dildo missed its target, instead hitting a door and waking the couple’s child.

Sadly, the problem is she won't be able to hug her sex toy while she's in prison... again.