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Monday, September 16, 2024

It's Pink Flamingos, Not Pink Cocaine

Meet Maecee Lathers, a 24-year old - cough - alleged Instagram model who probably gets ten bucks a day. Yes, her dolled-up photos aren't half bad, but believe me, I would rather chop off my parts instead of looking at this... thing.
Maecee Lathers was arrested on August 11 after she drove her Mercedes car through a red light and crashed into a Range Rover, according to prosecutors. The two cars then careened into a silver Suzuki. Authorities said Lathers attempted to leave the scene but was stopped by witnesses. When officers arrived, they claimed to see Lathers vomiting and said she admitted to being under the influence of a party drug called "tusi" or "2C" or "pink cocaine." Additionally, police said Lathers claimed to be "from the future and had a crystal ball.
Police said that Lathers was driving at 57 miles per hour just before the crash, but had her "accelerator at 100%." At the moment of impact, Lathers was allegedly driving 78 miles per hour.
Lathers additionally had a suspended drivers license at the time of the crash, according to police.
Two good men were killed because of this beyotch. One wonders when, or if, she ever is released from prison. (Hat Tip - Redneck Geezer.)

4 comments:

  1. You know, the whole post seemed funny to me. Until I read the second to last sentence. Learning only then that two men died changed the whole thing.

    Until then, it had a goofy Florida Man vibe to it.

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    1. She was so stoned I doubt she knew what happened. Shame she wasn't the one who was slaughtered.

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  2. I read today that the judge has denied her bail. Now, I hope she gets to go from jail to prison for 20-30 years.

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