The Yellow Nose Of... Florida?

Meet Dr. Giovanni Baula, a doctor from St. Petersburg, Florida. Baula decided to sell his medical practice, but shortly after he regretted his decision. And this is where it went, uh, slippery.

The 59-year-old internist sold his Florida medical practice in 2022 to a fellow doctor. In recent months, Baula reportedly “became upset...over the business” with the purchaser, Dr. Dylan Dinesh, 32, who runs Affiliated Health Clinics out of Baula’s former office in St. Petersburg. Court records do not reveal the nature of the business dispute.

Investigators allege that Baula went to Dinesh’s office on July 30 and soaked the front doors “in gallons of fluid, which had the odor of urine.” On August 17, Baula allegedly returned to the property and again unleashed a cascade of the rank-smelling liquid. One wonders how Baula found so much urine that it would practically flood the medical parctice.

On both occasions, cops say, Baula and his vehicle were recorded by surveillance cameras.

This reminds me of the Bon Jovi album named Slippery When Wet.