
Mrs. Earp (pictured here in '94 with an unidentified blogger - I guarantee this will be the last picture I post of myself . . . ever!) is really a gem. Before we met, I was a goofy-looking track nerd who couldn't land a date in a brothel. Imagine my surprise when she agreed to see me: "Whoo hoo! I hit the jackpot!!" And we've been going strong since 1992.
Of course, being a man (or reasonable facsimile), I don't tell her how much she means to me often enough. So, I figured I could highlight some of her finer points here:
- She puts up with all of my unending crap.
- She loves me unconditionally, even though I'm sometimes not that lovable.
- She still thinks I'm attractive, even though I'm fat and troll-like in appearance.
- She sacrificed her teaching career to be a stay-at-home mom.
Oh, and did I mention I she is way outta my league? Good.
Happy Anniversary, L!