Well, This Was Something New

In my thirty-one years as a member of law enforcement, I have seen a lot of awful, terrible things . Murders, rapes, shootings, etc.

On Saturday night, I found something I never expected.

I was walking out to my car at the end of my shift. As I was walking, a black male came up to me and asked if I wanted to purchase the thing he had wrapped. Now, I rarely buy things from junkies, so I continued walking to the car.

The guy stops me, and says, "Would you like to buy what's in the wrapper." I immediately said no.

The guy stops me, and opens the wrapper. Inside the wrapper was about a 12-inch log of poo. This clown wanted me to buy his dung. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

350 days left. They cannot come fast enough.

Sorry, I've Been Slacking

Well, a week ago I found something wrong with my right knee. I was jogging, and it just wouldn't cooperate. If it stopped the knee would go inward which was amazingly awful. I sstarted walking, and even then, I was having serious knee issues. So after I finished the walk, I called a therapy place (ATI) which always fixed my issues.

I'm on my second day and I'm already getting slightly better. It's tough somethimes, but my therapist - Jen - thinks there is nothing inside the patella. She thinks it's mostly inflamation.

I had to take Kyle down to Center City because he was stuck with jury duty. I had to take the day off because we only have two cars and three people had things to do.

I drove Kyle downtown, and he arrived at 8am and did not get released until 2:30pm. Kyle said it was awful, but hey the city of Philadelphia give the jurosr a nice $9 check for them coming down.

Yes, $9.

Kyle dreaded it, and while he was called up, but he was, thankfully, not picked for the jury. I was very happy he didn't, because sometimes friends of the alleged murderer come into the court room and check the people on the jury.

Lakesha Woods Williams, Mother Of The Year

Meet Lakesha Woods Williams of Houston, Texas. Lakesha, it that is her real name, went on a four-day cruise, leaving her two children - eight and six - at home alone.

Lakesha Woods Williams, 29, copped to a charge carrying a prison term of between six months and two years and a maximum $10,000 fine. As part of Williams’s “open” plea, she has not reached an agreement with prosecutors as to her possible punishment.

No worries, she'll have fun in her cell.

According to investigators, Williams and her children resided in a $3600-a-month apartment on the 21st floor of the luxury McKinley Apartments in Houston. In a court financial affidavit, Williams reported earning $6000 monthly as a full-time nursing service employee.

In April, neighbors spotted Williams leaving the complex with “luggage and bags,” but not her offspring. A witness who “never saw [Williams] return to the location,” called 911, fearing that the children--a boy and his younger sister--were alone.

Well, if nothing else, the kids could eat all the candy they ever wanted!

Well, You Can Start The Countdown.

This is my last year in law enforcement, and to be honest, I cannot wait to get out of here.

As of today, I have 361 days left until retirement, and when I am finally gone, I will be looking for other jobs, hopefully security for a college or university. I considering hospital security, but they can be as awful as the streets.

I took another year, only because they were giving up ridiculous amounts of money to stay. How could I say no?

I am on my thirty-first year in this place, and while the money is great, I really cannot say I am having fun. The bosses decided everyone who has a court notice had to stay until the court case is over.

So while everyone in my squad is in court, I get to be the only person on the floor, and when cops come up with reports, I tell them, "Well, I sould have people coming bank around 2pm." It's going to be like this for the next year if not further.

Ray Charles Didn't Think Georgia On My Mind After This

Meet Tisha Booth and Keisha Edem. These two beautiful women were reconciled after a breakup, and the duo decided to get back into their private parts - im broad daylight - while having sex on Interstate 85 in Lavonia, Georgia.

Following the duo’s 7 PM pit stop, cops received a “report of Indecent Exposure at the rear of the RaceWay Gas Station,” an incident report states. Responding officers “located a white female on top of a black female and each of them had their pants pulled down exposing their pelvic regions.” The suspects were found on a patch of grass between the RaceWay and a McDonald’s restaurant.

I have no idea how or why these people would have sex outside, or why each of these things think either are attractive.

Booth, 49, and Edem, 37, were arrested for public indecency and booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor charge. The alleged tryst, cops say, occurred “in broad daylight in the grass beside the street.” In a Facebook post, police recommended that if individuals were tempted to “reconcile your relationship” with “your life partner,” they should “get a room” or “go home.”

Look at their ages again. 49 and 37, yet they both look like they are 94 and 73. Ugh, so nasty.

Hello Trump, Goodbye Kamala!

I'm going to be perfectly straight with you. I thought there was no chance that Donald Trump would win this election. For a while, I was in total despair, and after a while, I watched Dan Bongino's live stream at Rumble.

Yes, it looked pretty bad for Trump early, but the more I kept looking for other sources and looking at polls, I thought, maybe, just maybe, Trump may have a chance.

As far as I know, Kamala still hasn't called Trump and has decided to just sit instead of conceding. (If she conceded, I haven't heard it yet.)

While I assume the Biden/Harris regime will continue to ruin the country for another two-plus months, and after that, we're likely looking at a much better America that we ever thougt would come again.

No more open borders. No more ridiculous inflation. Fracking back in Pennsylvania. No one taking your firearms. Less crime.

In the Bible, the Lord states despair is a sin. Sadly, I spent much of last night sitting in despair. I'm glad Trump won the election, and I am absolutely happy that Biden and Harris will never be near the White House after all the destruction they wreaked upon our country.

America is back!

New Jersey Woman Tears Down Flags

As someone who has spent constant hours in New Jersey, I can assure you that there are a lot of stupid people in that state. Take this woman, for example, who wanted to fight the power by tearing down Israeli flags.

Unfortunately, this dolt didn't know the difference between an Israeli flag and a Greek flag.

A woman who ripped down Greek flags from outside a restaurant, after mistaking them for Israeli flags, has been arrested.

In a pro-Palestine rant, the TikTok creator can be heard shouting 'I don't stand for genocide, I don't stand for Zionism' while videoing herself pulling down the bunting from outside Efi's Gyro in Montclair, New Jersey.

The woman, identified as Only Fans creator Amber Matthews, has since been arrested.

It's amazing that this woman had no idea what the Greek and/or an Israeli. Maybe she better get back to Only Fans, or possibly, read a book. Jackass.

Their Influence Are No More

Two Brazilian "influencers" died after refusing to wear lifejackets after the speedboat sunk off Brazil. The two women refused to put on lifejackets because they were taking selfies.

Two influencers are dead after refusing to wear lifejackets on a speedboat that sank off the Brazilian coast – because they didn’t want the safety gear to ruin their tan in photos, according to police.

Aline Tamara Moreira de Amorim, 37, and Beatriz Tavares da Silva Faria, 27, ignored pleas to wear their life preservers when an overcrowded boat taking them back to shore from a yacht party capsized in the rough waters of Devil’s Throat along the Iguazu River, according to local reports.

“Some didn’t want to put them on because they were taking selfies,” Sao Vincente Police Commissioner Marcos Alexandra Alfino said, based on testimony by the boat’s captain.

So the boat is sinking, and instead of throwing on a lifejacket, they decided to keep taking selfies before they drowned in the Iguazu River.

Well done, ladies. Well done.

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

So, it's Spirit Week at Julia and Kevin's school, and every day there are fun things to do to ease the kids a little bit. Yesterday, the school gave each grade a decade, and said they could dress for their decade. Julia was the 80's, and she went all out.

Julia got some of her dancing clothes, pulled out a pink tie, gloves all cut with the fingers out, and fantastic spandex leggings.

She didn't think she would actually win, but she did. She crushed it, and she received a bag of candy and a gift certificate for Cane's chicken restaurant.

I love how she really looked the part, and she absolutely deserved first prize.

Someone Should Call Pizza Planet

Meet Ricqui Holly of Florida. Ricqui, it that IS her real name, lost her ever-pizza-lovin' mind after her pizza was cold and uncut.

Angry that her Domino’s pizza was delivered “cold and uncut,” a Florida Woman allegedly drove from her residence to the restaurant, where she quarreled with an employee, flung the pizza, and damaged the store’s telephone, according to an arrest report detailing the 1:30 AM altercation.

You would think someone who cares so much about her hair would try not to toss pizzas around, but it's Florida, so...

Police early Saturday arrested Ricqui Holly, 22, for criminal mischief, a misdemeanor, following the alleged pizza rage incident.

Ricqui spend the night in jail... without a pizza. Oh the horror!