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Monday, March 10, 2025

Shelly Threw It Hard, But The Boyfriend Had A Harder Wick

Meet Shelly Hardwick from, well, you already guessed it, Florida.
Shelly was arrested after throwing a watermelon at her boyfriend. The boyfriend dodged the watermelon, but Hardwick claimed she did not throw it at boyfriend.
Riiight!
Look, I can understand that Hardwick - heh - would be angry at her boyfriend, but throwing a watermelon at the guy was probably not the best idea Shelly ever had.
Obviously, Shelly will be spending some jail time, and maybe she can drop watermelons and toss oranges?
By the way, doesn't Shelly look like Gollum of the Lord of the Rings?

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