Cravings, indeed! Oddly, though, the condition that causes the worst donut cravings (in my experience) is not pregnancy. It is putting on the vest and the belt and the brassard, and riding around in a patrol car.
It's the truth, though! I could walk into the Shopette any other day and wouldn't have glanced twice at that big ol' Krispy Kreme case. But as soon as it was a day I had to work the road, I was all over that thing (pardon the expression here) like a cop on a donut.
It's not like I enjoyed adding to the stereotype or something. I can't explain the phenomeon. Scientists are better suited to answering such questions. I am but a mere victim of the job.
Whats so funny about that?
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I could really go for some cop food about now. Yummmm.
ReplyDeleteTy - Don't patronize me, man!
ReplyDeleteBilly - Donut cravings???
Cravings, indeed! Oddly, though, the condition that causes the worst donut cravings (in my experience) is not pregnancy. It is putting on the vest and the belt and the brassard, and riding around in a patrol car.
ReplyDeleteThat your fave hang out spot? :p
ReplyDeletePandy - You're pushing me, woman!
ReplyDeleteKate - You too!!!
Heh.
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It's the truth, though! I could walk into the Shopette any other day and wouldn't have glanced twice at that big ol' Krispy Kreme case. But as soon as it was a day I had to work the road, I was all over that thing (pardon the expression here) like a cop on a donut.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like I enjoyed adding to the stereotype or something. I can't explain the phenomeon. Scientists are better suited to answering such questions. I am but a mere victim of the job.