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Monday, August 08, 2005

Stupid Questions


(Mrs. Earp (right) with her friend Maryanne in uber-hot mode.)

I get this one all the time: Who in their right mind would marry a loser like me? (See above.) This pic is a couple years old - and she's gonna murder me for posting it - but she still looks the same (sans the "high hair").

Are the Camden Riversharks losing on purpose? My friend Bill and I have a partial season ticket plan, and the Sharks haven't won when we have been in attendance in over a month!

Why is bowling so difficult? The missus and I went out on a double date last night and wound up in the lanes. I bowled the high game - a 128. (Which, for the bowling illiterate, sucks!)

Does anyone have any suggestions for an anniversary gift for Mrs. Earp? Our eight-year anniversary is tomorrow, and so far, I've got zip. (All ideas are welcome, but remember, I'm shopping on a cop's salary.)

Where did all my readers go? It's been a slow four days, with SYLG averaging only 30-40 hits a day. If I'm boring everyone, please let me know!
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  1. kateykakesAugust 08, 2005 4:51 PM

    Mrs. Earp is a hottie...she's a very pretty woman. BTW, beautiful hair! ;)

    And quit with the loser crap, because after Mrs. E gets done kicking your ass, I'll follow suit and give you a kick for good measure.

    Geez, are ALL men impossible?

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  2. Buckaroo BanzaiAugust 08, 2005 4:55 PM

    Yes. Yes we are.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 08, 2005 5:05 PM

    Just to clarify - the Sharks are losing when YOU (not we) are in attendance. I went Friday night with my godson and the Sharks clobbered the Surf 13-4.

    Bill

    P.S. Happy anniversary to you and Saint Mrs. Earp! Eight years - who woulda thunk it! (I had 5 years in the pool...)

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  4. Buckaroo BanzaiAugust 08, 2005 5:19 PM

    Bill - You stink! I am NOT the reason they lose. Maybe it's because our "friend" was in attendance?

    And you only had five years? Nice guy.

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  5. Buckaroo BanzaiAugust 08, 2005 6:52 PM

    Thanks, Jax!

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  6. Cowboy BlobAugust 08, 2005 7:11 PM

    You want more traffic? Post more pics of Maryanne!

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  7. Buckaroo BanzaiAugust 08, 2005 7:15 PM

    Yes sir, she's a major hottie! (Pause while I see if the wife is around . . . )

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  8. kateykakesAugust 08, 2005 7:27 PM

    Happy anniversary to yo both. :)

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  9. kateykakesAugust 08, 2005 7:34 PM

    Spell check, Kate. Spell check.

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  10. Buckaroo BanzaiAugust 08, 2005 7:47 PM

    Thanks, Katey. I thought you were wishing me well in ebonics.

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  11. AnonymousAugust 09, 2005 12:33 AM

    Happy Anniversary!! Eight years, in today's world that is a long time. But you will have to hurry My beautiful wife and I have 16 yrs. so far.

    I have been on the road and will try and hit your site as much as possible to pad that site meter. ha ha.

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  12. Buckaroo BanzaiAugust 09, 2005 7:57 AM

    Thanks, Steve. 'Preciate it!

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