A filthy lie about Wyatt on vacation

Since I am the last one to wake up, out of the "Triumvirate of Evil" group, I have to follow two great stories. Well I hope you enjoy this one.

While Wyatt was waiting for the bus to take him from Tucson to Tombstone to see the great gunfight of the OK corral, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for the bus, right in front of him. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't! . So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, Wyatt who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" Then Wyatt smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a figured we was friends."