Britney Spears Turns Herself In To Police

But the question is this: did she turn herself in for one of the following atrocities?

• Shaving her head.
  
• Redefining the term "white trash."
• Showing the world her nether regions.
• Exposing the teenagers of the world to her terrible songs.
• Sleepwalking through her performance at MTV's Video Music Awards.
  

None of the above. Apparently, Brit is not only a lousy singer, but also a lousy driver. Who knew?

LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears is no stranger to being photographed, but it's not often she has her fingerprints taken at the same time.

On Monday night, Spears reported to a Los Angeles police station to face charges of hit and run and driving without a valid license, police said.

The charges stem from an Aug. 6 wreck during which paparazzi filmed Spears steering her car into another vehicle as she tried to turn into a spot in a Studio City parking lot. The video showed her walking away after assessing the damage to her own car.

The owner of the other car, Kim Robard-Rifkin, filed a police report three days later. (H/T - Yahoo!)

I guess this pop tart was jealous of Paris Hilton and all of the publicity she received while in prison. Idiot.