I Literally Have No Good Title For This

Well, we finally found something interesting in Canada, which doesn't concern a Trudeau.

It doesn't get any more apt than this: A photographer from the Newfoundland town of Dildo has captured images of a penis-shaped iceberg off the Canadian coast. The suggestive 'berg consists of a column with a domed head protruding up from two oval rafts of ice. Photographer Ken Pretty captured a shot of the ice formation by drone near the town of Harbour Grace, which sits along — the puns keep adding up — Conception Bay.

Now see, this may be the funniest article I have seen for a very long time.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, the "dickie berg," as locals are calling it, has attracted international attention, with Pretty sharing news stories from as far away as Thailand and Taiwan on his Facebook page. "I knew I'd get a lot of comments, but I didn't expect this much," Pretty told the news agency Saltwire on Friday (April 28).

Hmm, I wonder if Canada is stiff enough to keep this iceberg wrapped solid? I mean, what happens if the iceberg lands in a whale and gets it pregnant?