Squirt Squirt, Squirt The Animals Whenever You're In The Bath

Meet Sean Uribe of Miami, Florida. Sean has nothing going on in his pathetic life, so he decided to harass women by shooting liquid from a syringe and shot them on the bum.

In two separate incidents, cops allege, Uribe, 35, followed female victims around Miami, Florida department stores and used a “medical syringe” to squirt an unknown liquid on the buttocks of his targets. While brandishing the syringe in one hand, Uribe was filming the vile acts with his cellphone.

Can't get work, can't get any friends, but he CAN squirt women on their arses.

Uribe was arrested last week and charged with battery on a child, a felony, two misdemeanor battery counts, and a felony tampering with evidence charge. Uribe posted bond yesterday and will be subject to house arrest. A judge previously ordered him to stay away from the victims and the department stores.

Now obviously, I am nowhere near as attractive as this psychopath, but at least I know that you don't shoot liquids on an unknown woman. I can't believe he wasn't shooting the women on their chests. Ugh, so gross.