Well, This Was Not A Surprise

The Philadelphia Eagles originally decided to not go to to the White House, because I guess they think Trump is the devil. That annoyed some Eagles fans, and from what I have heard is that the Eagles may go to the White House.

My guess is they got a lot of crap for them not going to Washington, D.C. Now I would rather these a-holes would stay in Philadelphia and not soil the White House.

I'm not sure if they will go to D.C., but I'd rather they stay home... forever. P.S. -

I will never have to do another Eagles parade, or be one of the guys trying to push past us after an Eagles game.

Thank the good Lord.