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Monday, March 23, 2026

Police Summoned To Handle A Sticky Bun Dispute.

Domestic disputes that require police intervention are never a laughing matter.
Unless, of course, two siblings are threatening to kill each other over “who ate the last sticky bun.”
Police responded Monday afternoon to a Williamsport, Pennsylvania residence to handle “a domestic in progress, no weapons, no intoxication,” according to dispatch audio.
Williamsport, Pennsylvania - ovbiously - the siblings fought - for a sticky bun.
Amazingly the two could not get through the dispute, probably because they were too stupid to figure to slice the bun.
Mr. Sticky’s offers several varieties, including a cinnamon bun “topped with our special and delectable cream cheese icing” that clearly would be worth fighting over.
Idiots.

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