Meet Kaylyn Blain, She Really Likes Pickles

When officers arrived on the scene, “there were pickles and pickle juice scattered across the apartment.”

And Kaylyn Blain’s “boyfriend and co-habitant” had a knot on the top of his head where she allegedly had clobbered him with a glass jar of the briny delicacy.

According to police, Blain, 32, and the 34-year-old victim argued Monday morning about the cleanliness of their Clearwater, Florida apartment. Blain and the man have dated for six years and are parents of a two-year-old girl.

After being accused of “making the mess,” Blain reportedly got agitated and grabbed the glass jar of pickles from which she had been noshing (around 10 AM).

Blain then allegedly struck the victim in the head with the jar, resulting in the pickle splatter observed by police.

One wonders where she holds her pickles.