Q: If you are already facing a charge for resisting, what is the easiest way to have another misdemeanor tacked on?
A: When the cops ask for your name, respond, “Donald Duck.”
Responding Sunday evening to a report of a disturbance at a Jensen Beach, Florida home, police were met at the front door by a resident who was later identified as Lisa Nagel, 42. The woman, cops say, proceeded to slam the door in a deputy’s face.
The officer subsequently “placed Lisa in handcuffs and continued his investigation,” according to an arrest report. “It should be noted that Lisa removed one of the handcuffs during this time.”
When the cop asked the detained woman for her name, “she responded with ‘Donald Duck.’”
If nothing else, Lisa is rather pretty, but she probably has feathers in her underpants.
Best response to is your name... was Ron White's they call me tater salad
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