Woman Denied Owning Coke In Her Butt

A Florida Woman who denied ownership of the bag of cocaine that fell from her buttocks while being booked into custody told jailers that the drug must have been placed there during an “intimate encounter” with an unnamed partner.

During a traffic stop Saturday, Reagan Cox, 30, allegedly resisted a Brevard County sheriff’s deputy, resulting in her arrest on a misdemeanor charge.

Cox, seen at right, was transported to the local jail, a brief drive from her residence in Rockledge, a city on Florida’s Space Coast.

During the jail intake process, Cox had to pass through an X-ray scanner, which is used to spot contraband like weapons, phones, or drugs.

When jailers detected an anomaly in Cox’s “lower region,” she was brought to a room where she was subsequently seen “trying to cover her buttocks area with her hand.”

Upon moving her hand, a baggie containing 3.8 grams of cocaine fell from Cox’s rear end. With the coke at her feet, Cox denied knowing anything about the drug. She speculated that somebody must have placed the narcotics inside her during a sexual encounter.

Well done, dumbass.