Stupid Questions

Why do people in Philadelphia insist on calling their local police station to report a crime? Do these folks not know the number to 911? I love the requisite answer from these dopes: "I didn't think it was an emergency." The response I'd like to give them: "Well, then we won't hurry out to you."

Is Green Day really that influential a band that they deserve a full hour on Last Call With Carson Daly? Thankfully, since it was Daly's show, only about thirty people saw it.

Has O.J. Simpson found the real killers yet? Didn't think so.

Yeah, she's a cylon, but does any guy here think that Grace Park (aka "Boomer" on Battlestar Galactica) is not hot?

Hubba, hubba! Now that's one hot little "toaster!"