Thursday, August 18, 2005

Stupid Questions

If a drunk falls down in an empty bar, does he make a sound?

Do you think Lance Armstrong smiled and waved to Cindy Sheehan when he visited the President yesterday?

Does anyone in America watch Last Call with Carson Daly? And since when does this no-talent clod deserve a talk show?

Is anyone else sick and tired of the Natalee Holloway case? Look, I sympathize. I really do. But until there is actually some reportable news, don't bother me!

Is it really necessary for attractive women to wear skimpy outfits during a baseball game? The woman next to us at last night's Riversharks game was wearing a white tank top, black mini skirt, and heels. I don't even know who won the game!

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