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Monday, November 14, 2005

A "Chilly" Reception

Since no one reads this blog anymore, I might as well post about our brutal hockey game last night. The X-Men (that's my team, by the way) faced off against Chilly McPhilly's (whom we beat last time, 7-4), and from the outset, we knew it was gonna be a hard-hitting match. My first clue: as I was going in on a 2-on-1, a player from Chilly's stuck his stick in my skate, yanked on it, and I slid feet-first into the boards right next to the ref - who ignored the infraction.

It didn't get much better from there. After being cross-checked in front of the net (and losing his helmet), one of our players received a ten-minute misconduct penalty for arguing with the ref. Classic line: "Hey ref, do you think the helmet unsnapped itself and jumped off my head?" Soon after, the referees lost control of the game, and began missing penalties on both sides. Not that it mattered, because we didn't play well enough to win.

As for yours truly, my teammates said I played pretty well, but in my opinion, I sucked. Halfway through the game, I went in on another 2-on-1, received a perfect pass close to the goal, panicked, and passed it back instead of taking the shot. I probably could have scored (which would have tied the game), but choked. I kept hearing Robert DeNiro from Cop Land, "YOU BLEW IT!"

So, we are now two games under .500, with fourteen to play, and are renting real estate in the divisional basement. Swell. Our next game is Thursday night at 10:45pm, so I'll be informing Sergeant A-hole that I'm taking that night off.


15 comments:

  1. Not a hockey guy, either.
    But I'm rooting for your team!!

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  2. Fm - I know you (and all the regulars) do. Just trying to draw some sympathy from outsiders. Heh.

    CUG - Thanks. We'll need it. Our division is a lot better than we thought at the beginning of the season. We have 14 games to turn it around. I'd feel better if I scored a damned point already!

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  3. Oh quit your whining;} Since nobody reads this blog anyway nobody is going to see when you say nobody reads this blog..... did any of that make sense. It's SOOOO monday. Have a good one!! NOw go shoot a hippy or a bum or someone!!!

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  4. Steve - Wow, that's unbelievable coherent. (Even for you.) It's like the sound of one hand clapping.

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  5. "I read you, so shut your pie hole."

    I always liked one of the wiser (and funnier) comments my ex-husband used to repeat- that it's the forwards who win a hockey game, but it's always the goalie who loses it. Poor guy was a goalie, of course.

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  6. I'm sorry Wyatt were you saing something?

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  7. ...or saying something Yawn I guess I was just to busy not paying attention the first time around.

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  8. Yoshiko - We had our chance to win it, but couldn't put the biscuit in the basket. Our goalie actually played very well.

    Doc - You suck.

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  9. I read you--and comment. So there!

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  10. I read..told you so yesterday. I love hockey. For inspiration, watch Slapshot. Put on the foil and play with your tonka toys. If else fails, have someone strip on ice. Well...if you are a bunch of middle-aged men, maybe not! :) Seriously, it is good you have a hobby to help with all the stress.

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  11. OK, if you don't want to shoot a hippy, how 'bout a ref?

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  12. Doc, you haven't seen Wyatt around either? I thought of him once on the crapper while I was dreaming of dingleberries but then I woke up at fm's site babbling about meth-heads. Then he told me I was as nutz as coward dean and now i've spiraled further downward...

    Uhh... where's my beer?

    Oh, Go Sabers!

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  13. I'm not really here...must be a bad dream:)

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  14. Everyone - OKAY, I GET IT!!! WYATT WILL STOP HIS BITCHING!!! JEEZ, WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU GUYS . . .

    Oh, and Peak, you must have ben drinking, since you spelled S-A-B-R-E-S wrong.

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