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Friday, November 04, 2005

He Speaks With A List

Yeah, I'm still pissy. Last night's hour of playing Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance hasn't alleviated my stress, so I am looking into other means of relaxation. To wit:

Top Ten Ways I Am Dealing With Work-Related Stress

10. Porno, porno, porno!

9. Shooting hippies (CUG approved).

8. Analyzing why Carson Daly is so popular.

7. Ironing out the bugs of my own personal Death Star.

6. Writing cologne-scented love letters to Uber, SK, Pandy, Linda, GunnNutt, Doris, and anyone else who may give me the time of day.

5. Blaming Karl Rove for my work-induced anxiety.

4. Trying to write the lyrics to REM's "It's the end of the world as we know it" without visual aids.

3. Watching "Taxi Driver" and comparing Travis Bickle's dementia to mine.

2. Playing "Whack-a-Mole" on Cindy Crawford's face.

. . . And the number one way I am dealing with work-related stress:

Straining my eyes searching for cartoon cleavage. Mmm . . . Lois Griffin!

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15 comments:

  1. Miss CellaniaNovember 04, 2005 7:04 AM

    I like this blog. Thanks for a lugh to start my day!

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  2. Miss CellaniaNovember 04, 2005 7:05 AM

    I meant laugh... duh.

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  3. Buckaroo BanzaiNovember 04, 2005 7:10 AM

    Miss Cellania - Thank you for stopping by! Southern belles are always welcome in my yankee blog :)

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  4. Dr. Phat TonyNovember 04, 2005 9:13 AM

    Great, look what you've don Cellania. You've given Wyatt someone else to stalk. Feel free to call Wyatt a lug any time.

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  5. InsolublogNovember 04, 2005 10:50 AM

    DPT stops by and doesn't even leave his link to cartoon cleavage for your viewing pleasure. Tsk tsk.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 04, 2005 1:03 PM

    Wyatt, hang in there man!! And kick their butt!!

    btw, the whack a mole on cincy crawfords face was hilarious I almost spit coffee all over my laptop. At least you still haven't lost your funny!!

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  7. UberNovember 04, 2005 2:51 PM

    What scent? You're not sending with postage due are ya? *g*

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  8. AnonymousNovember 04, 2005 2:56 PM

    I gotta agree with Steve on the mole comment. That one should have come with a *spew alert*. I think you and CUG are secretly trying to ruin my computer.:)

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  9. The Conservative UAW GuyNovember 04, 2005 4:16 PM

    The whack a mole was classic.

    Let me know if you need help on that death-star. ;)

    You know how I love hardware!

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  10. AnonymousNovember 04, 2005 4:23 PM

    Make mine English Leather--an oldie but a goodie!

    Hang in there you damn yankee!

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  11. Buckaroo BanzaiNovember 04, 2005 6:14 PM

    Doc - SHUT UP! I'm stalking here!!!

    Insol - Yeah, and he calls ME a lug!

    Steve - Thanks. I never know if something is truly funny, but I had a feeling about that one.

    Uber - Yep. Postage due. It's called "Eau de Cheapskate."

    SK - Like George Costanza, I am selling computers from my home. All part of my master plan :)

    CUG - I actually have a friend who works for a defense contractor, and one night at dinner he and I were discussing if one would be feasible. He said the propulsion schematics of a giant orb would be the tricky part. Oh well.

    Lin - English leather? The cologne, or the actual leather ;)

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  12. AnonymousNovember 05, 2005 4:48 PM

    Forgot to put a smiley with the yankee comment--trying to make you smile!

    EL cologne--you're scaring me!

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  13. Buckaroo BanzaiNovember 05, 2005 10:19 PM

    Lin - The smiley face was assumed. Thanx. And what? You don't like leather?? ;)

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  14. TylerNovember 06, 2005 12:30 AM

    Did I miss the memo?

    GunnNutt?

    Wait, I thought...

    Oh.

    Never mind.

    I need to learn to COMPREND what I read.

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  15. AnonymousNovember 06, 2005 5:41 PM

    I would add--go look at my sleeping kids!

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