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Saturday, November 19, 2005

"This One Time, At Tennis Camp . . "

Must . . . resist . . . wiseass . . . caption . . . !

HYDERABAD, India - Indian tennis star Sania Mirza insists she opposes premarital sex, a statement that came as crowds burned effigies of the 19-year-old Muslim over her earlier remarks advocating safe sex.

Mirza already has been criticized for her tennis clothing, usually a short skirt and midriff-revealing T-shirt. Sections of orthodox Muslim clergy say she is leading astray young Muslims, especially girls.

"I would like to clearly say on record that I could not possibly justify premarital sex, as it is a very big sin in Islam and one which I believe will not be forgiven by Allah," Mirza said Friday.


This story would have been a lot funnier if Mirza was brutally unattractive. I mean, it's easy for a pig to say she's against premarital sex; since when is she gonna get some? Damned karma!

2 comments:

  1. Never heard of her...

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  2. Aakash - Welcome! And she's pretty big on the tennis circuit, but the story just threw me. She wears an occasionally short skirt, and her family wants to disown her. Wow.

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