Why am I compelled to watch "Road House" every time it is on television? I get dumber with every viewing.
Why has the same female been at least fifteen minutes late to every day of promotional training?
Who would win a catfight-to-the-death between Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter?
My money's going on Ms. Malkin. Hubba, hubba!
Oh, the testosterone!
ReplyDeleteAnd, Stevie.....first!
Stupid
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Grand entrance?
Malkin
Ann may be a superior in debate but she'd be toast in hand to hand combat with Malkin, imo. *g*
I would love to see that fight - I think Coulter is taller so she would have the reach but I think Malkin may have some fighting skills from growing up... granted I'm just guessing here.
ReplyDeleteMrs Coulter and Mrs Malkin - if you're reading this: I love you both, please don't hit me... I'm fragile.
Lin - Yeah, yeah, I know . . . TOM SELLECK!
ReplyDeleteUber - It took me a sec to realize you were answering the questions. I thought you were just drunk! And, correct on all counts :)
Telebush - I'd buy tix for it! And I agree wholeheartedly with your pre-fight assessment. Advantage: Malkin!
Oh, and don't worry - NO ONE (especially Malkin or Coulter) reads this blog.
Uber is right on the first 2 but 3 and 4 should be
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it would be a draw
And Linda, Stevie!?!? ;} hey I got a image to uphold. :)
Malkin would snap Coulter like the twig she is.
ReplyDeleteYep, Coulter would snap...the height alone would be a disadvantage. Malkin seems like a scrappier gal with a lower center of gravity, plus Coulter has really long hair...ever hear of Robert Browning's "Porphyria's Lover????" Look it up. It's sick. CliffNotes? Malkin could choke Coulter with Coulter's hair.
ReplyDeletehere is my blog address www.firstwithflair.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteSssteve - Lin can be a little bothersome sometimes. :P
ReplyDeleteTy - I hear that! And I like it!
RT - I love it when you talk like that :)
Sssteve - Giddyup! You're linked!
Oh goodie! Now I can just insult the daylights out of Stevie boy!
ReplyDeleteAnd Earpy--you're good!
Now Linda... I dont know who you are,or how you know, but Sssteve has been known as Stevie all his life. I oughta know.. I'm Mom.
ReplyDeleteWyatt..congrats on your promotion.
Patrick Swayze? Yum.
ReplyDeletemmmmmm...Tom Selleck
ReplyDeleteWhy I never! Post drunk, that is. haha
ReplyDeleteHeight has nothing to do with it! Look at me for example, at only 5ft 1in but can be quickly angered into pulling a boot knife which I can throw and hit a fly from 10 feet away (or carve a pretty bird house). Has anyone who thinks Coulter could take Malkin ever seen these two angered? Coulter stays cool, doesn't really give a dang while Malkin has that "I could kill you with a stare" thang goin on. lol She's scary when angry I tells ya.
ReplyDeleteYay Uber! Finally somebody else gets it concerning we short creatures with the atitude!
ReplyDeleteOh Wyatt.......somehow I missed the bothersome comment! Just remember that when you're crying about numbers! Talk about not being appreciated! Just because I asked to see a male photo now and then! This is me sticking my tongue out at you!
ReplyDeleteSlip-up--it was me! I could've sworn I typed in my name!
ReplyDeleteStevie's mom, are you sure you want to read this?
Lin - Like I don't know I'm good.
ReplyDeleteMom - Super! Now I can call him Stevie!!! (Sounds of Sssteve crawling under a rock.)
SK - Take it easy, there, dear. Your drool is showing.
CUG - SK, or Patrick Swayze???
Mom - You, too! There will be no saliva on my blog!
Uber - Then, what do you do drunk? :)
Uber, Sk, Linda - What, are you all tiny chicks with attitude?
I'm thinkin' so! Can you pick 'em or what you lucky dog? :)
ReplyDeleteYou forgot Stella....where is she?
ReplyDeleteSK - Yeah, I'm lucky alright :)
ReplyDeleteDon't know where Pandy has been. She must be avoiding me.
Ladies never tell, but if they did the answer would likely be play poker, refuse to admit a loss when losing poker, dance like idiots, fall down. The usual.
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to avoid the fact that you stepped into a pile of it? Bothersome, isn't that the same as annoying, suga? Ever heard of steel magnolias? You must like women who only say yes and under your control. Sharpen your knife, I think you may want to eat those words, cowboy!
ReplyDeleteUber - That's hot! :)
ReplyDeleteLinda, er, "Bothersome" - Fine. I apologize. The pound of flesh in enroute to your location.
Almost sounded sincere! But it would've been more sincere with a special surprise or something. I can't maintain being mean to you if you're going to be all docile and nice! I thought it would be fun to rake you over the coals for awhile. But I'm not taking you off my list just yet!
ReplyDeleteThat's hot--isn't that a Paris Hilton quote?