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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Hill And Ted's Excellent Adventure

Ted Kennedy should stop pontificating about the Alito confirmation. In yesterday’s speech/rant/hangover, Teddy stated the following about the “opposition” (which either means the Republicans or MADD):

“[They will shout] ‘Pop the champagne! We pulled one over on them!’”

Should Ted Kennedy really be using alcohol-related figures of speech?

8 comments:

  1. Does it prove we're right about his drunkenness? Or does it prove he is drunk because we’re right?

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  2. He doesn't know any other sort of comparative speech, y'know.

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  3. which either means the Republicans or MADD...

    HAAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Great post, Wyatt! LOL

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  4. Of course Ted should use alcohol analogies. If anyone knows enough about alcohol to use in it an analogy it would be Ted.

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  5. DPT, just what I was going to say!!

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  6. Well, he also should have probably refrained from naming his dog "Splash," but irony seems to have been lost in the Kennedy clan.

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  7. Should Ted Kennedy really be using alcohol-related figures of speech?

    I dare you to find me anyone who should have a better repi-twa!;)

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  8. The next thing you know, they'll be serving Transvestite Upside Down Cake.

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