Sports pages across the country are kissing the tushie of Los Angeles Lakers power groper Kobe Bryant today, after the former defendant scored 81 points against the Toronto Raptors. It was the second-highest point total in NBA history, behind another infamous "hands-on" player, Wilt Chamberlain.
Whee!
Somewhat lost in this story is the fact that Bryant took 46 shots! The next closest "teammate" took eleven shots and scored thirteen points. Bryant played for 42 minutes, which means he averaged more than one shot every sixty seconds. Now, how difficult a feat is Kobe's accomplishment, really?
Congratulations Kobe, you have redefined the term "Ball Hog!"
Firssst!! Whoo Hoo! I just hope he keeps it up, the lakers seem to lose more than win when he is doing that! Nothing sweeter than the lakers losing!! And he is the medias darling so what do you expect!!
ReplyDeleteI saw an interview with the cheatin' man. He said his team looked sluggish, so he thought he'd carry things on his shoulders (my sarcastic paraphrase).
ReplyDeleteWill have the same entry in his post-pro ball bio. about how many women he boffed? ICK!!! He's so arrogant. At least now he's totally screwed. Mrs. Bryant gets anything she wants, otherwise she'd be getting half in a court of law. (prenup excluded...probably is one though)
Sssteve - Yeah, Lakers losing = Happy Wyatt.
ReplyDeleteRT - Yeah, his team looked sluggish, so he made it (as always) about him.