Name: Jack BauerAge: Late thirties
Nationality: American
Occupation: CTU Agent, Scourge of terrorists everywhere
Lifetime Death Count: A lot
Strengths: Killing, torture, origami
Weaknesses: Whiny women, heroin, Barry Manilow
Name: Vic Mackey
Age: Late thirties
Nationality: American
Occupation: Narcotics detective, scourge of IAD
Lifetime Death Count: A lot
Strengths: Killing, torture, aerodynamic skull
Weaknesses: Whiny team members, Salsa music
Yeah, I know what you're thinking; no contest, right? Think again. In my humble opinion, this would be the closest B4B Fight Club match in history. Gentlemen, start your ass-kicking!
(Hat Tip to Deathlok for the idea.)
(Cross-posted at Blogs4Bauer.)
WOW! Another first!!!! Based on the stats provided....I'm goin' with Vic.
ReplyDelete1.) Vic is a cool name that incites a kick-ass mentality.
2.) His last name connotes a Mack truck...and a bulldog image. Grrr.
3.) One of Jack's stats mentioned heroin and whiney women. A combination that would slow down even the most fleet-footed pummelers. The combination saps the spirit; of which, one must have mega-doses of to kick-ass.
This was fun!
This ought to be UFC fight!! Awesome!!
ReplyDeleteThis might just be even. But we are blogs 4 Bauer contributors so, Jack wins.
ReplyDeleteI never have been able to get into the Shield. I think it's because I can't get past Chiklis as the Commish.
ReplyDeleterightwingprof,
ReplyDeleteIf you watch the Sheild, it will change your mind. Vic is no Commish. The only thing that is better is the new image I get when I see Anthony Anderson. He was awesome and the complete opposite of the Big Mamma's House, Kangaroo Jack idiot.
I mentioned this topic because I believe that this would be an awesome fight. Both will kill without a second thought. Both will "give you one last chance" before they start REALLY hurting you.
I give the nod to Mackey, only because Jack has that inner battle to retain his humanity and Vic is very happy with the way he is.
Hey! I should be posting this on my sorry blog.
Besides,
ReplyDeleteJack's best movie role was Dr. Daniel Schreber in Dark City and Mackey was the THING in the Fantastic Four.
No contest.