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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Bedtime Stories

The Top Ten Least Favorite Children's Stories

10. The Three Little Earwigs.
9. Harry Potter and the Incurable Itch.
8. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Drunk Fish.
7. Goodnight Moon, Hello Hangover!
6. Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Drop Dead?
5. Goldilocks and the Three Disgruntled Teamsters.
4. How the Grinch Stole Susie Lou Hoo’s Virginity.
3. Horton Hears a Blood-Curdling Scream.
2. The Little Engine That Could . . . With Help From Viagra.

And the number one least favorite children’s story is . . .

1. Hop On (The King of) Pop.
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6 comments:

  1. The Conservative UAW GuyMay 31, 2006 6:06 AM

    Funny.
    Disturbing, but funny.

    First!

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  2. DeathlokMay 31, 2006 8:06 AM

    I love One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Drunk Fish.

    I alos like On Beyond Zebra. . .Get Beyond Zee-Bra.

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  3. bigwhitehatMay 31, 2006 9:01 AM

    There comes a time when you have to put barney away and show the kid Jurassic Park.

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  4. AnonymousMay 31, 2006 9:21 AM

    OMG! That is twistedly hilarious. Hop On (The King Of) Pop, really disturbs me, because that was my five year old's favorite book when she was younger.

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  5. AnonymousMay 31, 2006 10:16 AM

    Great stuff. I can't pick which one is my favorite. I have posted it on my blog (with a big kudos to you).

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  6. AnonymousMay 31, 2006 12:16 PM

    Speaking of drunk fish, you should like this story from Pittsburgh.

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