This Guy Scores Like Grimjack!

In Arkansas for a children's golf clinic, Tiger Woods was asked about playing golf with former President Bill Clinton. "Interesting math," Woods said, drawing a laugh before telling a story about a round the two played in February before the opening of the Tiger Woods Learning Center in Anaheim, Calif. Woods described a hole on the back nine. "President Clinton rolls one in the bushes, then hits another one off the tee ... right in the middle of the fairway, hits a nice little wedge shot up there to about, I don't know, 6-7 feet. "I hit a bad pitch, I blasted it by about 12 feet. ... Then all of the sudden, he does one of these," Woods said, gesturing like a player picking up his ball. "It was 6-7 feet and he walked off the green. ... So I'm sitting in the cart. He's writing down the numbers, I happen to kind of ..." Woods said, leaning back as if reading a scorecard over someone's shoulder. "Woods 4, Clinton 3." Look, I play enough golf to know that there's a reason golf pencils don't have erasers. It's because the purists of the game know that cheaters are shunned. When I shoot a 114 (like at HHGR), it's a true 114. Likewise, the only time I ever broke 100, I did it legitimately. From this story, if Clinton made the 6-7 foot putt - which I doubt - he is looking at a five. The temerity of this guy to claim a three. Despicable. (H/T - Newsmax)