According to Fox News, approximately 25,000 American citizens are currently stuck in Lebanon. One of these is Sylva Boghossian, an American tourist stuck in Lebanon. That's right, a tourist in Lebanon. I hear it's lovely this time of year.Sylva was interviewed by Greta van Sustern last night, and confirmed her dirty, liberal hippie status immediately. I mean, who else would vacation in frakkin' Lebanon??!!! Check out some of her more idiotic quotes:
"Until the Americans do something to get us out of here, we're just sitting and waiting."
Perhaps if you were vacationing in Disney World, your country wouldn't have to pull your commie ass out of the fire!
"We should have been out of here by now, but the American government hasn't done anything yet."
Of course. It's the government's fault. I mean, since they forced you to travel to the most unstable regions on Earth! Jackass! Grow up and take responsibility for your own actions, you dope!
In a little over two weeks, I'll be spending my vacation in sunny Tucson, Arizona. If it is suddenly overrun by armed Mexican militants, do you think I should whine and cry that Washington won't Fed Ex my family out of there? Give me a break. Friggin' hippies.
Now our military has to risk their butts to get said dufuss' hiney out of Beruit. My memories of Beruit? Terrorists blew killed Marines....I don't think I'd be vacationing someplace where they blew up Marines. Oh wait....she wanted to sound exotic when she was trying to impress people with her travels. Maybe she should have gone to France where should would've fit in much better....tard!
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ReplyDeleteI realized that he might read this. ;)
ReplyDeleteSo anyway, we have a friend at American University in Beirut right now. He's excited to "be a part of it."
That's all I'm going to say about that.
No one comes to Arizona in July. Your just in time for monsoon season. No only is it hotter then heck but we get humidity too. Now January and February are the months to visit our state the weather is perfect . I hope you still enjoy your trip to Tucson though just try to stay in the shade.
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I watched the interview w/ Greta last night and my first thought regarding Slyva - My God, you're an idiot.
ReplyDeleteThe wench decided to vacation in a hell hole, and the BS finally hits the fan, she expects the good ole US of A to come and bail her out.
She should have thought about that before she went there.
Idiot.
Anyway...you hit on the prime points, Wyatt. Good post.
Molly - Almost everyone in the PPD takes their vacation in the summer. My best friend lives in Tucson, and we haven't been out to see him and his wife since he moved there from NJ five years ago. HE told us that August was best (for the summer) because we'd miss monsoon season!
ReplyDeleteIf he's lyin', he's dyin!!! :)
I think he's dying . The monsoon on average start July 7th and last several weeks about till September so that would put you right smack in the middle of monsoon. Its not so bad though because when you get the heavy rain and gusty winds it does cool things down a little bit and the thunder is awesome. Just watch out for the dust storms they can get nasty. I really hope you do have a great time with your frind and enjoy Tucson.
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I'm going to have to say...
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Find your own way home.
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ReplyDeleteDitto Tyler's comments!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd rather be in Lebanon PA.
ReplyDeleteDrop me a line when you're in town.
You're about to learn why Arizona rejected Daylight Savings Time. We want the sun to go down as soon as possible in the summer. It's actually very nice at night.
"That's right, a tourist in Lebanon. I hear it's lovely this time of year."
ReplyDeleteShe only went there because the "Baghdad downtown shopping tour" and the "Dinner-and-a-movie in Kandahar tour" were booked up. That's what happens to you when you wait until the last minute to plan your vacation.
OK, another Arizonan chiming in! Where will the Memorial for your friend be held? He's been in Tucson 5years vs those of us who have been here forever:) Welcome to the Big Suck aka Monsoon central! Sat was 115 degrees in Phoenix with PA like humidity. I hope you have a GREAT time and that he has a pool;) If driving from the Phx area, please take Molly's advice and be watchful of the dust storms....they're sometimes similar to those in Iraq.
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD! MY FRIEND IS DYING??!!! Just kidding, I know it's a typo. To answer the AZ contingent's questions: yes, he has a pool; yes, I hear AZ is terrific at night; and yes, we will have a terrific time either way.
ReplyDeleteHell, the wife and I spent our honeymoon in Disney World in July!
Disneyworld? LOL You big romantic you!
ReplyDeleteYou are an ginormous idiot!!! Lebanon is a beautiful country and there has not been fighting there in quite a while. In fact, the Lebanese people are trying to rebuild their country which was once know as the Paris of the Mediterranean. Where Sylva and her friends are staying is a beautiful resort area in a predominately Christian area. Maybe she would like to visit foreign lands instead of going to the usual tourist places like "Arizona". People from all over the world come to New York after 9/11 are they idiots? I mean we are told that we are a constant target. Stop being such a close-minded asshole!
ReplyDelete"Anonymous" - Wow, such a courageous comment from someone who won't reveal their name. Who helped you with the big words? Jackass.
ReplyDeletecar bombings = no violence?????
ReplyDeleteI am the anonymous person who posted the email in defense of Sylva's trip to Lebanon. I am an Armenian born American (2nd generation) who knows many people who have family and friends in Lebanon. Don't speak of what you don't know or only read about in newspapers! Further, I can have an opinion without identifying myself to assholes like you!
ReplyDeleteArmenian Coward - And I can have an opinion of a despicable country that is too cowardly to rise up against Hezbollah. Keep checking back, you're only boosting my hit meter. Armenian, huh? Figures. Jackass.
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