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Friday, July 07, 2006

People I Hate

The Management of the Philadelphia Flyers

Ed Snider, Bobby Clarke, and Ken Hitchcock are charter members of PIH. And for good reason, since they are solely responsible for the Flyers' playoff ineptitude as of late. Yesterday, the Flyers released a statement that admitted, in effect, they are out of this year's off-season free agent market. Swell. Granted, there are very few free agents worth a bag of pucks this year, but for the Flyers to stand pat after such a brutal season is unacceptable. Snider, Clarke, and Hitchcock should be drawn and quartered.

Barbara Streisand

It's bad enough that this skank is a terrible singer, but it appears that she is a liar as well. Streisand recently announced a concert tour in 2007, only a few years after her self-proclaimed "Final Tour."The big-nosed, butt-ugly, uber-liberal also coincidentally scheduled her tour in the middle of the election season. There's nothing like paying $800 to hear her warble through "Memories,"while she discusses how Republicans are Nazis. Oddly enough, some of her hardcore fans (all three of them) are threatening to sue Streisand because she reneged on her "Farewell" status. I guess those $800 ticket stubs won't be collector's items anymore.

Scumbag New Jersey Governor John Corzine

The bane of Deathlok's existence is embroiled in a budget controversy that has literally shut down the state. State offices, casinos, and even beaches are being closed because of the governor's egotistical power play. For those with short memories, Corzine promised to not raise taxes during his campaign run, and broke his word soon after his inauguration. Now, that's leadership! I would feel sorry for the voters in the Garden State, but after living through Jim Florio and Jim McGreevey's disastrous tax-laden administrations, they should have known better.

7 comments:

  1. I think the funny thing (for those not in Jersey) about Corzine is the stalemate is over his $31 million in new taxes, to cover $4.5 million in new spending. The guy must have failed math at some point.

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  2. Flyers? GRRRRR!
    Streisand? Hurl!!!!
    NJ politics, in general? Dumbasses!!!!!!

    Corzine is a clueless ass. How people believed him is beyond me. At least a sales tax includes everyone...even the criminals.

    I taught Forester's kids...very nice family, awesome; nice guy, too.

    I've really grown to hate politics, though. I'm jaded. Think I need to move out of Jersey; that might help.

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  3. You must hate Deathlock, too. He beat you in City's caption contest. (They were all awesome and I am already dumbfounded by what to write for Biden...there's too much to choose.)

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  4. Big Cuz - Holy crap!!! Good for you. Teach those a-holes a lesson. If I had that case, Margera and his "posse" would have been charged with Riot and Causing a Catastrohpe. West Chester needs them because they think they reflect well upon the city. Tools.

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  5. Can we have the gay guy back?

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  6. Deathlok - I thought YOU were the gay guy.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  7. Everything was open and good to go when I was at the shore last weekend - thank God!

    As for the Flyers - Clarkie has overstayed his welcome. Get rid of da bum!

    Oh, and Steisand is an overrated old hag that never could sing at all. *insert gagging and puking sounds here*

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