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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Parenting Tip #674

If your child is in the double-digit age range, and has an IQ in the room temperature range or higher, and can't read an analog clock or watch, you are not doing your job as a parent.

"I can't read it because it doesn't have numbers..."

Sheesh.

2 comments:

  1. HOW DARE YOU expose my ignorance!!!

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  2. heh.. next thing you know they'll be stuck in a brain fried moment.. trying to figure out what to do, and how much change to give you back.. when you give them an extra nickel or dime in change, when they already rang up your order with a set dollar amount on the cash register with the pictures of the mcnuggets on it instead of numbers. :)

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