Hey, bub, my name is Logan and I am really pissed off. Apparently, a friend of mine, Deathlok, is closing in on his 10,000th hit. Unfortunately for the soldier/cyborg, reaching this milestone is taking longer than it took me to get into Jean Grey's pants!Luckily for you, you can help the mutant cause, even though you're not mutants. (Well, maybe Scully is. I mean, who quotes from Thoreau?) As of this posting, Deathlok is a mere 85 hits away from the magic number. I know we can push him over the top today, so let's get to work!
Otherwise, I'll have to unleash the claws . . . and no one wants that.
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