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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Jack? Off!

It appears that I will have to resign my commission as a contributor at Blogs4Bauer. Why? Read on . . .
Actress-comedian Janeane Garofalo, an outspoken liberal, is set to co-star on the conservative-leaning real-time drama, whose co-creator/executive producer Joel Surnow jokingly describes himself as a "right-wing nut job."

On the Imagine TV/20th Century Fox TV series, Garofalo will play a government agent who is part of the team investigating the crisis befalling Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) and company in the upcoming season. (H/T - The Hollywood Reporter)
That's right, sports fans, uber-liberal, no-talent skank Janeane Garofalo has signed to co-star in Season 7 of 24. Calling this piece of detritus an actress-comedian is like calling me a talented blogger! And you just know that she will relish her role as an internal affairs investigator questioning Jack's methods. What libtard wouldn't?

Hopefully, Garofalo will end up like most of Jack Bauer's opponents: riddled with bullets. Her character should end up the same way.

For another take, check out my cohorts at Blogs4Bauer.

Oh, and since we're all going to Hell for wishing ill on Garofalo, we might as well go full-bore:

Submit your most creative demise for Garofalo's character, and I'll pimp the winner's blog - or your genius, if you don't have a blog.

Now, get crackin'! I'll post the best entries on Friday.

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