Nancy Cartwright Gives $10 Million To Scientology

Aye, caramba! This broad's dumber than Tom Cruise and John Travolta!

Actress Nancy Cartwright, the voice behind cartoon character Bart Simpson, has been awarded Scientology's Patron Laureate Award after she donated $10 million to the faith in 2007.

Cartwright's gift -- almost two times her annual salary from "The Simpsons" -- puts her top of a list of celebrity benefactors, who have handed over their hard-earned cash to the Church of Scientology. She gave even more than Tom Cruise -- who is reported to be the controversial religion's second-in-command -- who has donated $5 million in the last four years. (H/T - Randal Graves)

Ya know, that $10 million could have done a lot of good in the real world. Instead, Cartwright just flushed it down L. Ron Hubbard's golden toilet. Nice going, jerkass!

I always wondered why The Simpsons has sucked for the past eight or so years. I guess I know the answer now.