Friday, December 26, 2014

Kiss Me Kate

With four little monsters, I spend a lot of my free time watching kid's programming. As such, there are always ads for videogames on these channels. One of these commercials is for a game entitles Game Of War: Fire Age. The game's figurehead? Busty supermodel - and main reason for spending my time in my bunk - Kate Upton.

Now, I don't own the game, and don't have any desire to do so. I do, however, have a tremendous desire to do Kate Upton, because she has everything I want in a woman. Like, boobs... and blonde hair.

Th only downside to this fabulous, jiggly commercial is I usually see it when my kids are in the room. It is then difficult to stand afterward, what with the sciatica acting up and all.


  1. Seeing that commercial, the word 'legendary" comes to mind!

  2. "sciatica"... is that what they're calling it now? Hah!

  3. I hope the "sciatica" was not very painful if you when you tried to stand. :-)

  4. Proof - Yes, parts of her are the stuff of legend.

    E.L. - What was I going to write? "She is like an English teacher because she helps straighten out my Longfellow?"

    Rick - Nah, I was wearing loose pants.