Sunday, January 04, 2015

Shot, And A Chase Her

Someone ought to tell Philadelphia thugs the phrase "half shot in the ass" is not to be taken literally.

Two men were shot early Saturday when a gunman fired into a crowd gathered outside a Northern Liberties strip club.

A group of men began fighting in front of the Gold Club at 58 W. Girard Ave. shortly after 2:15 a.m. A man fired several shots in the direction of the brawl, striking a 26-year-old man in his right thigh and left hand. A 22-year-old man was hit in his left arm and torso.

Violence at a strip club? What is this world coming to?


  1. There was a gunfight in Philly,
    At a place downright silly.
    The victim will frown
    When he sits down,
    But at least it wasn't his Willy.

    Well, Wyatt, I'm still not able to log on. E-mail me details, written for a novice, who doesn't do "social media."

  2. Ellen - Mine was a blonde Russian girl. Her lap dances were, uh, agitating. Um... not that I ever spent time at the nudie bar.

    Nick - I'll do me very best.

  3. Were all the red heads taken?

  4. Ellen - I know, right? I shocked myself.

    MelP - There are surprisingly few redheads at strip clubs. If there were any in attendance, I would have sought them out in my youth. Obvs.

  5. Testing... testing...