Someone ought to tell Philadelphia thugs the phrase "half shot in the ass" is not to be taken literally.
Two men were shot early Saturday when a gunman fired into a crowd gathered outside a Northern Liberties strip club.
A group of men began fighting in front of the Gold Club at 58 W. Girard Ave. shortly after 2:15 a.m. A man fired several shots in the direction of the brawl, striking a 26-year-old man in his right thigh and left hand. A 22-year-old man was hit in his left arm and torso.
Violence at a strip club? What is this world coming to?
There was a gunfight in Philly,
ReplyDeleteAt a place downright silly.
The victim will frown
When he sits down,
But at least it wasn't his Willy.
Well, Wyatt, I'm still not able to log on. E-mail me details, written for a novice, who doesn't do "social media."
Ellen - Mine was a blonde Russian girl. Her lap dances were, uh, agitating. Um... not that I ever spent time at the nudie bar.
ReplyDeleteNick - I'll do me very best.
Were all the red heads taken?
ReplyDeleteEllen - I know, right? I shocked myself.
ReplyDeleteMelP - There are surprisingly few redheads at strip clubs. If there were any in attendance, I would have sought them out in my youth. Obvs.
Testing... testing...
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