Party Time!!!

Hello, everyone, this is your nightly news anchor Tom Brokebackmountainjaw, coming to you live outside the house of one Wyatt, the fastest gunslinger in the blogosphere! Where it looks like a party is going on while he is away on vacation. Let’s listen in with our hidden microphones…..

Hey fmragtops , and CUG, is Wyatt gone yet? He is? Good. All right everybody come on in! Whooo Hoooo Party time!

* Sounds of partying going on*

*ding dong* Hey did somebody order a keg? Cool just set it down over there. Man this is going to be awesome!

Cug said, “Uh hey Sssteve, don’t you think Wyatt would not want us to have this many friends over?”

“Nah, besides what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him! We’ll get it cleaned up before he gets back”

“Oh okay, hey Peaks pass me a Guinness!”

“That’s the spirit Jimmy! HEY! Who brought the goat...? Is that Jill, cool, looks like Doc brought the meal!”

“Hey Tyler, See if you can get this big screen going!”

“What’s that? Nothing but hockey channels?! Oh great! Good thing JT and Von are bringing some live music!”

Hey Fm, I know Wyatt called us The Triumvirate of Evil but did you have to wear the dress?! Man, either shave those legs or go put some pants on!”

“Dooooc! It looks like Jill just left somebody a present on the carpet; I sure hope Wyatt used stainmaster!”

“Hey, who parked their spaceship on Wyatt’s rose bushes?... Oh it’s you Remulak, nice of you to drop by. And what is that nasty smelling drink?.. You know what, never mind! I don’t want to know! And speaking of drinking, I gotta watch Damian, Tyler and Anti Hippie, all they get is fruit punch!”

“Where is Rachel? She said she would be here! Maybe the lawyers are keeping her at work. And where is Fitch? Hey, Fiiiiitch?”

“I’m out here with my jackboots stomping the hippies trying to crash the party!”

“Oh, well as long as you’re having fun”

“What could be more fun than stomping hippies?”

Well, there you have it, while the gunslinger is away, the inmates throw a party! We will break in your regularly scheduled programming if there is any developing news. We take you back to “When Wyatt was a daily-kos contributor”