Not Funny!

There are still two races left before the Chase, sport. Don't count out the #24 yet.

Stupid Questions

Okay, I took a lot of grief (especially at Garfield Ridge) over asking the Rebecca Lobo question, so I'll throw out a sure home run:

Does anyone else think softball icon Jennie Finch (pictured, left) is uber-hot?

Is Jeff Gordon's 2005 NASCAR season officially over yet? Currently 15th in the standings, I wouldn't even trust him to drive Miss Daisy this year!

(Cue Jerry Seinfeld voice.) What's the deal with poker? Although a blast to play, why in the hell would anyone watch it on television? Cripes, I watch golf regularly, and I wouldn't watch this crap! They should only televise cards on ESPN 8 "The Ocho."

What's the purpose of back hair? I hate to go all Grizzly Adams on everyone, but it's a real problem. For some (like me) it's a minor issue, but you should see my brother-in-law! Oh, sorry, Mike.

Does anyone else wanna see more Jennie? Me, too. Here ya go.

Have You Seen This Man?

If you're a Jeff Gordon fan like I am, keep looking towards the back. Keep looking. Keep looking. Yeah, there he is with the scrubs like Kyle Petty and Dave Blaney. The four-time NASCAR champ has been driving like an Asian octogenarian as of late - a fact I noticed while watching the Dodge/Save Mart 350 this afternoon. (There's four hours of my life I'll never get back.)

Even the die-hard fans can't ignore Gordon's recent pitiful showings. Dave Rodman of NASCAR.com put it rather succinctly (emphasis on suck):

"It was the fifth time in the last six races that Gordon has finished worse than 30th, and it knocked him to 14th in the standings -- his worst position this season."

Fourteenth. That's Jeremy Freakin' Mayfield territory! And with the Pepsi 400 at Daytona next week, the schedule doesn't get any easier.

Pick it up, Pretty Boy, or I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!