The Inner Circle's Greatest Moments

So, you think hanging out with my friends is easy? It’s not all poops and giggles. Like the Seinfeld gang, we do our best to continually screw each other over at every opportunity, and exploit embarrassing situations to the fullest. Take this post for example. Since only Deathlok and Grimjack have their own blogs, I can reveal everyone else’s “greatest” moments. Enjoy!

10. One of Fish’s first cars was a Dodge Charger. It was a manual transmission, and during one of Fish’s “moments of clarity,” he decided to replace the shift knob with the head of a Marge Simpson doll. Fish filled the head with clay, stuck it on the shifter, and shifted Marge for months to come.
9. During a weekend at Badger’s parents shore house, Badger’s unbelievably hot girlfriend stopped by. Vinnie was so enamored with her that he asked to take a picture of her perfectly flat stomach. She agreed.
8. I once ordered a cheeseburger from Friendly’s and when the hot waitress asked how I want it prepared, I replied, “That will be fine, thank you.”
7. During a drunken nighttime walk, Badger and Vinnie were crossing a railroad bridge. Vinnie noticed a light in the distance, and said, “What’s that?” Badger replied, “TRAIN!” They barely made it to the end of the bridge before the freight train plowed by.
6. After yet another raucous frat party, Badger and Louie the Lock thought an earring would be cool – so they attempted to push a safety pin through their lobes.
5. After taking heat for looking like a slob, Fish wore his best knit sweater to a college frat party. Minutes after arriving, the bartender accidentally poured beer all over his sleeve.
4. Badger asked out a restaurant hostess, who declined because she was married. The hostess then held up her hand and taunted Badger by saying, “Gotta check the fingers!”
3. Louie the Lock was hammered out of his mind at a college party when his mom called. Sensing Lou’s inebriation, she asked to talk to Fish. Lou responded, “You can’t talk to him, mom. He’s over there not drinking.”
2. During a theft outside LaSalle University, Vinnie referred to the man stealing his case of beer as “Cuz.” (Short for “Cousin.”) The thief stopped, turned to Vinnie, and said, “It ain’t yer place to be callin’ me ‘Cuz.’”
1. Once while we were driving by a wedding, Randal Graves yelled to the bridal party, “I had her!”